Friday, November 20, 2015

Photoshop Friday 11/20


I'm in a joking mood today so I decided to be a nerdy dork...

TROLL!!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!

Originals:
Troll

Great Hall













Here's the GIF, because...
19 Problems Only Book Nerds Understand: The urge to shout "Troll! In the dungeon!" in every place full of quiet people...
I thought you ought to know...

Thursday, November 19, 2015

A Pie Montage

Skyrim reasons for dying funny:



Today, I felt like pie. Not the food pie, don't get your hopes up we already had a food montage. No, today is a pie chart day. 

Skyrim funny. Reasons I swear in skyrim. Not really swearing, as much as screaming.:
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/skyrim-funny

Every other vendor in whiterun is open belethor, get your fucking act together because you're losing business! Hahaha #sotrue #skyrim #funny:
http://9gag.com/gag/4454558

PLE charts - Bing Images:

Lastly, one additional not-pie chart:

Haha!!! Confused turtle!!! I'm a pure damage fighter. What it says about you. #skyrim:

Go on and be the confused turtle that you know you are!

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

VanRipper GIF Showcase


Today I'm having a GIF montage, featuring the extremely talented VanRipper over at DeviantArt!
She has a ton of amazing designs. Go check her out!

skyrim_GIF_01 by VanRipper

skyrim_GIF_04 by VanRipper

skyrim_GIF_05 by VanRipper

skyrim_GIF_06 by VanRipper

For two more GIFs and a lot more of her work click here!


Still not satisfied? 
She has a short animation over on YouTube as well.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Mod Monday - Lore Based Loading Screens


There are a ton of mods out there that alter the loading screens. My favorite, however, is Lore Based Loading Screens by Chesko.


This mod adds in more lines to the loading screens that are soaked in Elder Scrolls lore. It also adds in more snippets from books.



We all get to the point when we have seen every loading screen and get bored. Loading screens are a fact of life, so why not make it more interesting?

There are many other loading screen mods out there. These are just a few:

Sheogorath themed loading screen text.
Uncle Sheo Does Legendary Loading Screens - by Elianora

Corrected grammatical errors on existing loading screens.
Grammatical Loading Screens - by Umaros


Gotta turn this thing around one more time before the load screen ends:

Friday, November 13, 2015

Photoshop Friday 11/13


I don't know about you guys but this week went by really fast for me because it's already Friday!

There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka - Bestie.com:

This week Odahviing is attacking the tourists at the Washington Monument!

Originals:
Washington Monument










Odahviing

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Happy Belated Birthday!


So as some of you may know (I didn't until a friend texted me), yesterday was Skyrim's birthday!

The Great Gatsby (2013) Based on the book of F. Scott Fitzgerald He smiled understandingly—much more than understandingly. It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced--or seemed to face--the whole external world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor.
Happy Belated Birthday, Champ!

Skyrim was released on November 11th in 2011 and as such, has turned four years old yesterday! To celebrate, I'm showing off some of my favorite Skyrim pins on Pinterest!

Courriers, man. - Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim:

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Buzzfeed

Sneaking in Skyrim. I do that all the time and sometimes I don't even realize it...:
Dorkly

funny skyrim gifs - Google Search:

Acid Picdump (103 pics)
Acid Picdump

I hope this random montage has helped get you into the spirit of Skyrim! Go now! Belatedly celebrate, BY STEALING ALL OF THE SWEETROLLS!!!

Skyrim Sweetroll Reward Poster by TheMistHunter on DeviantArt:
The Mist Hunter - Deviantart

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

On the Matter of Cicero...


There are many varying opinions regarding Cicero, Keeper of the Night Mother. Many people hate him and just as many people love him. Those who hate him question others' love for him, not understanding why we cherish him so.

*Spoilers Ahead*

I am not devoid of fault in this case. In my initial play-through I killed him. However, upon reading his journals I discovered his secrets and his soul. It took me time to read them, dozens of levels later actually, and when I did I hated myself for what I had done. I had wholeheartedly believed in Astrid and was betrayed so I had regretted killing him anyway, but once I had read his journals I hated myself so much more than I hated Astrid for what she had done. I prayed to Sithis to bring him back to me as I had seen the error of my ways, and thankfully, I was blessed (I console-commanded him back to life). However, his body still lies where I murdered him and continues to haunt me to this very day.

Especially considering the deaths of all the other Dark Brotherhood members, I regretted diminishing our already petite numbers even before I had read his journals. I am not the only one to have faced this realization and I hope that those who choose to read his journals find comfort in knowing that they aren't the only ones.

I used to hate Cicero by Nuku-Niku on deviantART-Though I never hated himself...:
Nuku-Niku's realization

 And now...
A Cicero Montage!!!

The Elder Scrolls favourites by UryuLover27 on DeviantArt:
So true...

Skyrim Cicero Valentine by SlayerSyrena.deviantart.com on @deviantART:
If I got this for Valentine's Day I would die...

Hey look, hey look... by RanmaCMH.deviantart.com on @deviantART:
So sweet...

Monday, November 9, 2015

Mod Monday - Save the Dark Brotherhood! *Spoiler Alert*


Warning:
This whole post has a
!!!Spoiler Alert!!!

So I have been in max "Hail Sithis!" mode for the past few days and in that spirit I'd like to talk about the dearly departed family members...

The dark brotherhood:
Oh! Wait! As with everything, there's a mod for that,

Yes, really! You can actually save the fallen members! You don't even have to save all of them! You can pick and choose who lives and who dies! And once they have been saved they relocate to Dawnstar (like they should) and are available for recruitment (and marriage). As a bonus the members will still communicate as they used to in Falkreath! They'll talk about their missions and adventures, even with the members who initially survived the fiasco. 


I love this mod. I was so depressed when the DB was massacred. They were my family. I loved them all, even Arnbjorn! (I still love Astrid. I understand why she did it but I don't approve. She's just so badass!) 
LOL! This just happened to me and I laughed so hard when he said it!!:

Now you don't have to run around with only nameless Dark Brotherhood Initiates and Cicero (but you know you still will)!

Now come on everyone!
Best greeting Cicero has ever said to me. Whenever I play Skyrim, he'll say it, and we go on a grand murder spree. Dark Brotherhood is life, yo.:
*in Skyrim only*

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Screenshot Saturday 11/7


A really late Screenshot Saturday because I had to actually play Skyrim today. So my whole day was infested by various monsters and quests...

Aboard the Icewater Jetty*

A Sliver of Moon

The Flooded Graves*

The Rise of Dawn

Two Goyle Corridor*




I haven't done anything today and yet...
Oh my gosh he even lost his little lights on his head omg I can't even

Expansions/Mods:
* Locations in the Dawnguard Expansion

Friday, November 6, 2015

Photoshop Friday 11/6


I am so ready for the weekend!
Thank Talos It's Friday Skyrim:

This week a herd of Netch made it through the rip in space and landed in front of the Taj Mahal!


Originals:


Have nothing to do this weekend?
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