Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Iron Helmets


The iron helmet has been around the block, to say the least. Anyone who plays Skyrim or who has heard of it knows what the iron helmet looks like even if they know nothing else about it. Many people have different opinions about it (like it sucks) but it is infamous none the less.

At the very beginning of the game, the iron helmet has a base armor of 15, a weight of 5, and a base value of 60. These stats (except for weight) will increase with time, but the iron helmet will never be as good as any other heavy armor helmet in-game. No matter how high of a level you attain, the iron helmet will still suck in terms of other armor.

There are many different memes using a Skyrim character in an iron helmet. Even ones that reference the iron helmet itself:

Iron helmet, iconic but useless:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/143833781825995092/

Well, it definitely doesn't fit my style...
finds iron helmet it doesn't look cool on your character  Scumbag low lvl Dovahkiin
http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-low-lvl-Dovahkiin/page/3/
However, there are no words for this picture:
Like an ancient iron Nord warrior's helmet I'm horny for you baby  skyrim
http://www.quickmeme.com/skyrim/page/14/
But the iron helmet is highly regarded in the gaming community (mainly by those who haven't played Skyrim and realize how terrible it is). Here are a few examples:

An iron helmet via Instructables.
Picture of How to Make a Skyrim Iron Helmet (From Paper to Prop)
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-a-Skyrim-Iron-Helmet-From-Paper-to-Pr/


Another Instructables iron helmet tutorial.
Picture of Skyrim Iron Helmet
http://www.instructables.com/id/Skyrim-Iron-Helmet-1/


Does an iron helmet not fit your everyday style? Get festive instead!
Skyrim Pumpkin:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/485966616010780508/


Don't want a helmet stuck in your closet or a rotting pumpkin on your porch?
BACON!!! The solution is always BACON!!!
http://mydisguises.com/2011/12/13/skyrim-helmet-made-out-of-bacon/
I hoped you learned a little bit more about how the iron helmet has affected us all and have bacon iron helmet dreams tonight!

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http://americanbaconrace.com/ox_portfolio/gallery/funny-bacon-2/

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