Saturday, October 31, 2015

Screenshot Saturday 10/31


These are really very Halloween-y but hey! It's Saturday!
Being told that you look like a bag of bones. | 17 Problems All Naturally Skinny People Will Understand


Hidden Within Ustengrav

The Rise of Sahloknir

The Dragons Awaken

The Griffins Rise

Ustengrav Waterfall

Happy Halloween Everybody!
GIF: Ordinary batman adventures

Friday, October 30, 2015

Photoshop Friday 10/30


=^-^= Friday before Halloween!!! =^-^=

A dragon has risen at Angkor Wat in Cambodia! 



Originals


Angkor Wat











Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Let Me Guess, Someone Stole Your Sweetroll



"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll." Is a phrase very often heard in Skyrim from the local guards. Haven't heard it yet? Here's a link. This simple line gets increasingly irritating over time, believe you me.

Anyway. Today is Food Day! No, Food Day is not a real thing but today I'm posting about Skyrim inspired foods, desserts specifically. Just in case something like this has happened:

This cake is not a good enough apology! Fix your handwriting you skyrim-killing FUCK!!!:

Make better apology food. Make Skyrim apology food!

Foods of Skyrim: Sweet Rolls Recipe --- Perfect individual desserts, as opposed to cake. I don't even like cake that much.:
Recipe by Rachel Whitaker

Foods of Skyrim: Boiled Creme Treat. Here's a funny fact about me, whenever I played Skyrim I'd steal all the Boiled Creme Treats in the game and horde them in a barrel in my house. I really like cream filled treats..:
Recipe by Rachel Whitaker

Picture of Foods of Skyrim: Honey Nut Treat game:
Recipe by Rachel Whitaker

Moon Sugar Recipe by Feasty Geeks

Cook Fiction | Snowberry Crostata | Inspired by: Skyrim-Hearthfire:
"Snowberry" Crostata Recipe by CookFiction

LOL...if you play Skyrim like we do you will crack up at this...who hasn't done this during a tough fight? lol:
Don't eat 87 potatoes, cook food!

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Dare or Dare


So today I have a little dare for you all. Don't worry it's nothing creepy or illegal. I simply have a quiz for you.

Do you think you know everything about Skyrim? Do you think you know everything about Skyrim related lore? Well here's a quiz made just for you. Now don't worry, the quiz is only twenty questions but some of the questions are tough. I finished the quiz with 18 out of 20. Don't worry about studying. (You can if you want but you shouldn't really need to.)

Funny and Relatable!
Accept reality. This is a test you can almost sleepwalk through (if you know Skyrim).

I sing it in Dovah and haven't got deep enough in the lore to know what Tameric is (if such a thing exista):


Enough lollygagging, 
go forth and take The Ultimate Skyrim Quiz!


Because after all:
Qual é o melhor jogo de RPG de todos os tempos? http://wnli.st/1F6XEk0:

Monday, October 26, 2015

Mod Monday - Skyrim Profile Manager


Once I started having several profiles in Skyrim, I was really bugged that the load menu was sorted by date rather than profile. Well, as always, the internet has a solution for that. The Skyrim Profile Manager by Chocklymon!
Initial Image on the Skyrim Profile Manager.
The mod is actually very user friendly no matter how it looks on the site. One of my favorite things about this mod is that you can select which Skyrim style to load, if that makes sense. You can choose to load SKSE (Skyrim Script Extender) right from the manager rather than "normal" Skyrim. This manager also works with Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, and Fallout: New Vegas rather than just Skyrim.

Yay! A personal image!

The mod dives into your Skyrim folder and sorts your pre-made profiles for you! You can also sort them yourself if you'd rather. You can also start a new game via the the manager as well. You can also at in images to distinguish between profiles if you can't recognize them by name. The manager may look very daunting at first but is actually very simple.

I hope this has been a good representation of the Profile Manager but hey, that's why I insert links! I'll add an obvious link HERE just in case.

Here's your funny Skyrim related image of the day:
so I leave Oklahoma and a dragon is loose..... teaches me to leave others in charge of watching it:

Note: You can't download this mod with the Nexus Mod Manager. You have to download the file and then launch the .exe.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Screenshot Saturday 10/24


Ahhh... Saturday...

Red Mountain Burned*


Riverwood's Edge


The Forbidden Divine


The Iron Helmet


The Path to Solstheim**

Expansions/Mods:

*Dragonborn Location
** This screenshot is actually near Windhelm's harbor were a boat can take you to Solstheim in the Dragonborn expansion.

Because today was Saturday:
Skyrim humor:

Friday, October 23, 2015

Photoshop Friday 10/23


Guess what guys...
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Party On, GIFs. Party On.
Anyone else excited?

And you know what Friday means... PHOTOSHOP FRIDAY!
This week a dragon was spotted flying around the Grand Canyon!


Originals:
 


Grand Canyon
Dragon

Thursday, October 22, 2015

CHEESE!!!


Many things in Skyrim have your own unique fandoms. Just to list a few: Stormcloaks, Imperials, Thieves' Guild, Dark Brotherhood, College of Winterhold, Companions, each Daedric Prince has one, Volkihar Vampires, and so many more. One of these fandoms is more unique than any other: the epic cheese fandom.

Don't believe me that there is in fact a cheese fandom? Well, here's some proof to convince you:

Mmmm... Cheese...

Why do I want to do this so bad?

So. Much. Cheese!

I tend to do other things rather than collect cheese...

Poor Lydia is always being picked on.

The number one thing to take away from this post is that:
Breton/cheese wheel master race


Have some free time today?
Watch some of these cheesy videos!

And lastly, The Cheese Song!

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Hoarding in Skyrim


Does anyone else have a terrible time hoarding in Skyrim? I am nearing level 50 on my main profile and still feel the need to take the single pieces of gold off of draugr. I still check every animal, every urn, and just anything I can! I have a ridiculous amount of money! I could buy everything a merchant is selling and still have more money than I know what to do with!

Omg this bothers me so much.... even if I can clearly see that it says -empty I still freakin open the container then I rage at myself for being so stupid:
All the empties!!!
Ever wondered what kind of Skyrim hoarder you are? Well, there's a photo for that!
(I'm a mix of The Maximum-alist and The Sentimentalist.)








And, last but not least:

I hope this has helped you realize that you are not alone, because it certainly makes me feel better.